contest! contest! contest?

i have decided that since mystee blackwood, author of whisper'd designs, gooey hands n moms crafts, whispered thoughts and on and on ad nauseum has contests i will have a contest too. i am going to give away an all expense paid weekend in the authors home. you and your family will be able to see how mystee lives! live among her pets ( millions of cockroaches) and read some of the books she is supposed to be reviewing that were left there. you will be able to go through her childrens clothes and toys and pick a souvenir to take home with you. all are covered with roaches but you can shake them out. see how she managed to live in a home with so many roaches that the drains and toilets were plugged with them. try to find your way around in a home that had so many roaches that they shorted out the electrical sockets! what a fun weekend for your family. enter now!